On Thursday, March 17th, Sea World announced that it would no longer be breeding and showing off orcas at its parks. CONGRATULATIONS, PROTESTING INTERNET USERS AND ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS! YOU HAVE MADE A POSITIVE IMPACT ON THE WORLD. Sea World released some video with some whales on facebook and was all, "we heard you," like a kid pretending that they don't hear their parental unit bellowing at them from inside the house to stop tormenting lizards. In addition to the video, which I have provided below because I empathize with your lazy research skills, Sea World has created a website, called seaworldcares.com. Here, you can find all sorts of useful information, like why Blackfish is propaganda and not a documentary, although I sorta kinda feel like they make two claims and then support only one in sufficient detail, kinda sorta like bull-shitting college students???? Also, call me crazy, but I noticed it in the "You Ask, We Answer" page, too--a Twitter user named Jennifer asked if orca calves weaned themselves naturally or if Sea World weaned them at a certain age, and Sea World LITERALLY DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION. FISHY SHIT, SEA WORLD, FISHY SHIT. You've done a good thing, Sea World, but this is 2016 and we have the internet and lots of questions. Good job w/ the Orcas tho. You (finally) did the good thing.