I love weddings. They've got cake and excessive drinking! They're an excuse to buy expensive stuff and request time off! You get to see people you haven't seen in a million years! Travel to new places and do new things! I MEAN, WHAT A GOOD EXCUSE.
I ain't really the marrying kinda gal, but MAN, I love wedding stuff. Especially celebrity wedding stuff. OH, THE EXTRAVAGANCE! OH, THE GLAMOUR! OH, THE INTERNET STALKING. This weekend I stumbled upon an IG pic of Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli, of OITNB, from their wedding. Y'all. I'm gonna let you finish reading this post, but Samira and Lauren had the best wedding dresses of all time.
Both dresses were custom designed by Christian Siriano. Lauren wore a majestic PANTSUIT with DETACHABLE CRYSTAL-BEDECKED CAPE AND I JUST CANNOTTTTTTTTT. Samira's dress had this Beauty and the Beast -tastic, off the shoulder swoopy-doo going on, a huge A-line skirt, and an Elizabethan deep-V bodice. Rumor has it the A-line skirt was DETACHABLE for the reception and replaced with a different skirt that had a little less going on.
BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFULLY DRESSED SOULS, YOU TWO. MAY YOU REVEL IN YOUR WEDDED BLISS FOR ALWAYS AND ETERRRRRNITYYYYY. Oh, and enjoy Disneyland.