BREKAING: BLIZZARD HITS FLORIDA; SHE AIN'T MAD, THO.

Have you ever thought about how a blizzard is sorta like...that party girl who is DEFINITELY half the party but who is a little too much party for you to handle on a personal level? Or maybe a blizzard is like a slobbered-on flabongo making its way around your best friend's co-worker's kegger. You see it, you appreciate it, but you realize...that is not the life for you. This is how Florida feels about blizzards. She's like a wallflower observing everything from a comfortably warm distance judging you as you shovel snow and tolerate eighteen inches of NOPE. Don't believe me? Check your weather. South Florida had a high of 66 degrees today, there's a light breeze, and the only thing obstructing a clear blue sky is a palm tree. We are having a GREAT time in our Ugg boots and jeggings thanks to Stella. Here's to the blizzard!