ATTENTION, ALL BRA-WEARING READERS.

I have no idea how late to the party I am, but I was just window shopping on the Internet and stumbled upon some life-changing information:

1. Victoria's Secret is now selling bras that accommodate big-busted/tiny-banded people. AND THEY'RE CUTE.

2. Their sports bra game is killer and all-encompassing. Like, holy shit. 

3. And perhaps the biggest game-changer, a new method of sizing has been introduced in the BRALETTE DEPARTMENT to allow for the perfect fit. There are now TWO variations for each size: S (A-C) and S (D-DD), M (A-C) and M (D-DD), and L (A-C) and L (DD). The plight of the tetons is over! We can all wear bralettes in comfort! Hip, hip, hooray!